Update your Facebook Status using funny tongue twisters. These will be both funny and confusing to your readers. Here are a few examples of tongue twisters that could be used as a funny Facebook status update.
...saw Sally selling seashells by the seashore.
...was wondering how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
...Photographed Peter Piper as Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
...was wondering which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches.
...likes the people like you who like others like me and make the others like me to like others like you.
...went to sea to see what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
...wishes to wish the wish you wish to wish, unless you wish to wish the wish the witch wishes, then I won"t wish the wish you wish to wish.
...says if you understand, say "understand", but if you don"t understand, say "don"t understand". But if you understand and say "don"t understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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Funny Chuck Norris Like Status Updates
Update your Facebook status with a Chuck Norris like joke. We've all heard Chuck Norris jokes, so why not use one as your Facebook status. You can humor your friends by updating your Facebook status with a ridiculous statement like those used in Chuck Norris jokes. Below are a few examples.
(NAME)...
...doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
...doesn't sleep, he waits.
...is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
...doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
...can slam a revolving door.
...counted to infinity...............TWICE!!!
...can divide by zero.
...is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
...can speak Braille.
...knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
...once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
...can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
...can kill two stones with one bird.
...was once wrong, but only because he thought he had made a mistake.
(NAME)...
...doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
...doesn't sleep, he waits.
...is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
...doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
...can slam a revolving door.
...counted to infinity...............TWICE!!!
...can divide by zero.
...is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
...can speak Braille.
...knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
...once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
...can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
...can kill two stones with one bird.
...was once wrong, but only because he thought he had made a mistake.
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Funny Facebook Status Updates 2
Your Facebook status is a chance for you to make your friends laugh at a funny Facebook status. Below is a few examples of funny Facebook statuses that you could use to update your Facebook status.
...is wondering why driveways are driveways and parkways are parkways when you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.
...is wondering who Burger King's queen is.
...is wondering who Dairy Queen's king is.
...is wondering if Burger King is king and Dairy Queen is queen, who is the prince?
...is listening to the radio to see what is on tv.
...is imagining a world where green means stop and red means go.
...is playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden, wow he is good at this game.
...is like annoyed by like people that like use the word like like all the time when they like talk.
...is wondering if anyone has actually sailed the seven seas.
..."where are the seven seas?"
...is wondering why driveways are driveways and parkways are parkways when you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.
...is wondering who Burger King's queen is.
...is wondering who Dairy Queen's king is.
...is wondering if Burger King is king and Dairy Queen is queen, who is the prince?
...is listening to the radio to see what is on tv.
...is imagining a world where green means stop and red means go.
...is playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden, wow he is good at this game.
...is like annoyed by like people that like use the word like like all the time when they like talk.
...is wondering if anyone has actually sailed the seven seas.
..."where are the seven seas?"
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Random Status Question
Here is an idea for you, update your status with a random question, and see what your friends responses are. Below are a few examples of random questions you could post as your status.
"How would you describe me in one word?"
"What is your first memory of me?"
"When was the last time I saw you?"
"What would be a good nickname for me?"
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"Why does sally sell seashells by the seashore?"
"Who will you miss the most: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon, or Steve McNair?"
"What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?"
"What is your favorite Chuck Norris Joke?"
"How would you describe me in one word?"
"What is your first memory of me?"
"When was the last time I saw you?"
"What would be a good nickname for me?"
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"Why does sally sell seashells by the seashore?"
"Who will you miss the most: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon, or Steve McNair?"
"What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?"
"What is your favorite Chuck Norris Joke?"
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Funny Facebook Status Updates
Here is a list of funny Facebook status updates. Update your Facebook status with these funny Facebook status updates and enjoy :)
...enjoys talking in third person way too much.
...is updating his status to let you know his status is that he has no status.
...is getting behind early so he has plenty of time to catch up.
...is wondering why the chicken actually crossed the road. WHY?
...is eliminating, removing, and getting rid of redundancy in his life.
...that's what she said.
...is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.
...is glad Facebook does not have a 140 character limit like Twitter, because sometimes i can just ramble on and on about nothing, i mean i will be talking about something one minute and then something completely different the next.
...is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.
...says that all of his true friends will like this status. Are you his true friend?
...is putting a quote as his status- "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" -Bill Clinton.
If you enjoyed these funny Facebook status updates, click HERE for some more funny Facebook status updates.
...enjoys talking in third person way too much.
...is updating his status to let you know his status is that he has no status.
...is getting behind early so he has plenty of time to catch up.
...is wondering why the chicken actually crossed the road. WHY?
...is eliminating, removing, and getting rid of redundancy in his life.
...that's what she said.
...is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.
...is glad Facebook does not have a 140 character limit like Twitter, because sometimes i can just ramble on and on about nothing, i mean i will be talking about something one minute and then something completely different the next.
...is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.
...says that all of his true friends will like this status. Are you his true friend?
...is putting a quote as his status- "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" -Bill Clinton.
If you enjoyed these funny Facebook status updates, click HERE for some more funny Facebook status updates.
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Status Tag
Okay here's what you do, copy the paragraph below and post it on a friend's status. Add your name next to the by: and let the game of tag begin.
"YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED!!!
by:
now copy this paragraph, add your name to the list of names, and paste it onto another friend's status to not be it anymore.
but NO tagging any name listed above.
for other fun facebook activities visit http://www.funonfacebook.com/"
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"YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED!!!
by:
now copy this paragraph, add your name to the list of names, and paste it onto another friend's status to not be it anymore.
but NO tagging any name listed above.
for other fun facebook activities visit http://www.funonfacebook.com/"
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Last to Post Wins
Update your status and say "last person to post here by June 28th at 11:59pm wins a prize(make the prize whatever you want). Then sit back and watch your friends compete on your status to win the prize. This can also be done with a message sent out to a group of friends if you want to keep the contest to a specific group of people.
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Free Lunch
Update your status and offer a free lunch to the first person to meet you at a specific restaurant. This is particularly effective with facebook mobile. The downside to this fun is that when someone shows up first you have to buy them lunch, but on the plus side at least you have company and who knows more people may come in later hoping to win the prize.
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Create a Fun Story
Update your status and say "add three words to the story". Then start off the story by commenting on your status with three words("There once lived..." for instance). People can then add three words to the thread and the story goes on. See where the story goes and be creative. This can also be done with a message sent out to a group of friends if you want to keep the contest to a specific group of people.
